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A woman called the county office and asked the clerk to look up a “Mark Smith” ‘Is that ‘Mark’ with a ‘C’, or ‘Mark’ with a ‘K’? “That’s ‘Mark’ with an ‘M’.
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SELF-EVIDENT, maybe:
A man called information. “I’m looking for the number of a business.”
“What’s the name of the business?”
“1-800-FLOWERS.”
AAAARGH! I'm dizzy! Just the pictures give me vertigo!
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