We improved on it yesterday morning, and it is even better. You can't see it because it is under the shirt, but that's part of the improvement. Cliff made the loop a little smaller and further to the right, and he put the belt a bit higher on my waist. You can see that my forearm is more level. And it is reasonably comfortable.
But enough about my ailments. How about something funny?
Harry is a very unhappy young man. He is practically broke, and he is in a very poor marriage. Then he thinks of a way to solve both problems with one stroke. He plans to take out a big insurance policy on his wife, and then have her bumped off.
He makes a contact in the underworld, and they send him some guy named Artie. Artie says to Harry, “This is gonna cost ya ten grand -- five now, and the rest when I do the job.”
“But I don’t have that kind of money,” complains Harry, and he opens his wallet to show a solitary one dollar bill. Artie grabs it, and threatens, “Ya better have it when I get back!”
Several days later Artie follows the wife into a Walmart. When she is way back in a corner of the store, he grabs her and chokes her to death. Unfortunately, the store manager happens upon the scene, and Artie can’t have any witnesses, so he chokes him to death. Unfortunately for Artie, the whole thing is caught on the store’s security system camera. And the next day the headline reads ...
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Artie chokes two for a dollar at Walmarts.