Wednesday, May 9, 2012


I received a large number of photos of birds that reside in North America.  Here is the first segment.

American Robin

American Tree Sparrow

Baltimore Oriole (without a baseball cap)

Black-capped Chickadee

Another Black-capped Chickadee

Black-crowned Night Heron

Black-throated Blue Warbler

Canadian Gosling

Cedar Waxwing

Common Tern

Humor -

A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, and a calculator.   

At a morning press conference, Attorney General Eric Holder said he believes the man is a member of  the notorious Al-Gebra movement. He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction. 

Al-Gebra is a problem for us,"  the Attorney General said. 'They derive solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values.'  They use secret code names like 'X' and 'Y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined that they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. 

As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'There are 3 sides to every triangle'

1 comment:

  1. That's a heron? I always figured North American "versions" were always bigger.