For my next trick ...
This is mine -- all mine!
Pardon me. Your head was dusty.
Look at us! Three twins.
Look what I got!
Everybody jumps in all at once. Ready? 1, 2, 3 ...
“Fly me to the moon, ...”
Get away! This is mine!
Oh, that’s so punny!
Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other: 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.'
I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me...
A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.'
The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.