Bridge in India.
Pun Fun --
A backward poet writes inverse.
In a democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes.
When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.
If you jumped off the bridge in Paris , you'd be in Seine.
I changed my iPod name to Titanic . It's syncing now .
When chemists die, they barium .
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst .
I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time .