Wednesday, October 12, 2011

TWO POINTS OF VIEW

Just in case you’re planning to do a little cooking...




To keep potatoes from budding,
place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.
Buy mashed potato mix.
Keeps in the cupboard for up to a year.


When a cake recipe calls for flouring
the baking tin, use a bit of dry cake
mix instead and there won't be any
white mess on the outside of the cake. 
Go to the bakery!
Hell, they'll even decorate it for you!

Wrap celery in aluminum foil when putting
in the refrigerator and it will keep for weeks.
Celery?
Never heard of it!

Cure for headaches: take a lime, cut it in half and
rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away. 
Take a lime, mix it with tequila,
chill and drink! All your pains go away!

Don't throw out all that leftover wine.
Freeze into ice cubes for future use
in casseroles and sauces.
Left over wine???


Other fun time --
A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

3 comments:

  1. That apple in the potato bag tip could be very useful!

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  2. So if you put apple chips in a potato chip bag will it keep them all from getting eaten?

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  3. I really love the leftover wine into ice cube tip - great idea!

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