First, I have an awning on the front of the house. Note that it runs at right angles to the vertical blind inside the house.
Here is a photo of that same vertical blind taken from inside. If you look carefully, you can see the awning on the outside.
Now combine the horizontal awning outside with the vertical blind inside, and look what happens!
When you drink Vodka over ice, it can give you kidney failure.
When you drink Rum over ice, it can give you liver failure.
When you drink whiskey over ice, it can give you heart problems.
When you drink Gin over ice, it can give you brain problems.
Apparently, ice is really bad for you.
Warn all your friends.