LOOK OUT, BROADWAY!

Here we come!   The other day Avenidas staged its second annual Avenidas Follies, and JoAnn, one of the young lady participants and I were asked to do a skit.  I was handed a book of skits to look over.  Then JoAnn and I talked about it, and the following evolved out of two brief discussions we had.

A BRIEF CONVERSATION

Don:  Hi, JoAnn.

JoAnn:  Hello, Don.

Don:  That was a pretty good lunch the other day.

JoAnn:  Which one?

Don:  The rigoletto and chicken.

JoAnn:  That’s rigatoni!  Rigoletto’s an opera!

Don:  Oh.  You mean the one by Joe Green?

JoAnn:  That’s right.  Except it’s pronounced Guiseppi Verdi.

Don:  You know, they’ve asked us to do a skit for the follies.  What do you think?

JoAnn:  (doubtfully)  I don’t know.

Don:  Have you ever done any acting?

JoAnn:  The last time I was in a play was back in high school -- back when dinosaurs roamed the earth!

Don:  Give it  some thought.  ‘Bye, JoAnn.

JoAnn:  I will.  Goodbye, Don

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It ran for about 30 seconds.


I didn’t realize that photos were being taken, so Cliff took this one of us after the show was over.

Now for other (?) humor --

DEFINITIONS:

ADULT:
A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

BEAUTY PARLOR:
The place where women curl up and dye. 

CHICKENS:
The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

COMMITTEE:
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.