Tuesday, September 27, 2011


These are a mixture of various situations that someone sent me.

Where do you suppose he’s going?

I’d prefer a lap (top), but I’ll take what I can get.

Keep your head down, stupid!

Beautiful view from here, and quiet, too.


You going up or down?

Humor --  (I thought I’d label this part just in case you didn’t recognize it).

~  “The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house.”
--Jeff Foxworthy

~  “If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there is a man on base.”
--Dave Barry

~ “Relationships are hard. It's like a full time job, and we should treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you two weeks' notice. There should be severance pay. The day before they leave you, they should have to find you a temp.”
--Bob Ettinger

~  “My mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, 'Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim.'”
--Paula Poundstone


  1. That is one heck of a landslide! Wow. That's a whole wildlife sanctuary's worth!

  2. That's the SECOND day in a row I've lost my comment by accidentally going to google profile instead of Name url and then trying to backtrack. Geez.

    Today just sayin' a friend sent a 'spider kitty' youtube link and I'll try to find it if I can.

  3. Here you go. 17 seconds.