Where do you suppose he’s going?
I’d prefer a lap (top), but I’ll take what I can get.
Keep your head down, stupid!
Beautiful view from here, and quiet, too.
You going up or down?
Humor -- (I thought I’d label this part just in case you didn’t recognize it).
~ “The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house.”
~ “If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there is a man on base.”
~ “Relationships are hard. It's like a full time job, and we should treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you two weeks' notice. There should be severance pay. The day before they leave you, they should have to find you a temp.”
~ “My mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, 'Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim.'”