Don: Hi, JoAnn.
JoAnn: Hello, Don.
Don: That was a pretty good lunch the other day.
JoAnn: Which one?
Don: The rigoletto and chicken.
JoAnn: That’s rigatoni! Rigoletto’s an opera!
Don: Oh. You mean the one by Joe Green?
JoAnn: That’s right. Except it’s pronounced Guiseppi Verdi.
Don: You know, they’ve asked us to do a skit for the follies. What do you think?
JoAnn: (doubtfully) I don’t know.
Don: Have you ever done any acting?
JoAnn: The last time I was in a play was back in high school -- back when dinosaurs roamed the earth!
Don: Give it some thought. ‘Bye, JoAnn.
JoAnn: I will. Goodbye, Don
It ran for about 30 seconds.
I didn’t realize that photos were being taken, so Cliff took this one of us after the show was over.
Now for other (?) humor --
A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
The place where women curl up and dye.
The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.