Smooching
Cough, cough!
Ack! We're being crushed!
Especially if it's moving.
Darn it! We TOLD you!
Brush thoroughly
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Nutritional Humor --
Fruitcake is the only food durable enough to become a family heirloom.
Russell Baker
** I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.
Erma Bombeck
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Anybody with a lick of sense knows you can’t make good barbecue and comply with the Health code.
Anonymous barbecue pit owner
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Everything has an end except sausage, which has two.
Danish proverb
What a nifty Danish proverb. Profound, no doubt, in ways I must consider. A Scando-Zen koan.
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