Ack! We're being crushed!
Especially if it's moving.
Darn it! We TOLD you!
Nutritional Humor --
Fruitcake is the only food durable enough to become a family heirloom.
** I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.
Anybody with a lick of sense knows you can’t make good barbecue and comply with the Health code.
Anonymous barbecue pit owner
Everything has an end except sausage, which has two.