Drink up, kid
I'm sure I didn't lay this furry thing
Be sure to scrub behind BOTH ears!
Who sez ya can't teach an old dog new tricks!
No, we're not there yet
I know it's a little early, but ain't I cute?
Court will come to order
Peekaboo!
Don't bother me about your cell phone. I'm napping.
Well, we know where he learned how to do that!
Humor --
The couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks. He wanted a new truck. She wanted a fast little sports-like car so she could zip through traffic around town. He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck, but everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range.
"Look!" she said, "I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds or less, and my birthday is coming up. You could surprise me!"
So, for her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale.
I need one of those "cow wash" things for Pippa. Of course it would have to do the "under carriage" which gets the muddiest, especially this time of year!
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