Other fun --
At the Electric Company
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don't, you will be."
In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry;
come on in and get fed up."
In the front yard
of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."
Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:
"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"