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More puns -
What do you get if you throw a grenade into a kitchen in France? Linoleum Blownapart.
Two silk worms had a race, which one finished first? Neither, they ended up in a tie.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
What did one hat on a hat rack say to the other one? 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.'