Thursday, March 24, 2011


We may think of oranges as coming from Florida or southern California.  However, these photos were taken at the Orange Festival in southern France.

Orange you glad I sent this!

More puns -

What do you get if you throw a grenade into a kitchen in France?  Linoleum Blownapart.

Two silk worms had a race, which one finished first?  Neither, they ended up in a tie.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

What did one hat on a hat rack say to the other one? 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.'


  1. Inspired by more than a few glasses of Chardonnay, no doubt.

  2. Unless they preserved those, can you imagine what those are all going to smell like when the first orange starts being off? But it would make a juicy story for the press.