But I don’t wanna go in the water!
I just had a bath -- about a month ago?
We're guarding this gate.
I like chewing shoe laces -- among other things
We like snoozing together
Yeah, we’re twins, but I’m older than he is.
New kind of burrito
For those who don’t like color, we’re all black and white
Ain’t I just the cutest thing!
I'm not really lop-sided. It's an optical illusion.
This is our bench. We sleep here every afternoon
I love sniffin’ the flowers. They might taste good, too.
Don’t mess wit me. I’m a tough guy
We was rasslin. He lost.
Dear Abby, I was married to Bill for three months and I didn't know he drank until one night he came home sober.
Dear Abby, I suspected that my husband had been fooling around, and when I confronted him with the evidence he denied everything and said it would never happen again.