Well, things are moving, (including my loose teeth). Friday the dentist explained what will be happening in painfully clear detail, and what options I might have. None of the options, in the long run, seemed like a good idea, so I approved his plan. They took another impression today, and filled one tooth (that I get to keep). He will call me when we get to the next step. As I said to the nurse, I’m not looking forward to all that remains to be done, but I am looking forward to when it is done.
I’m not 40 something. I’m 34.95 plus shipping and handling.
I don’t have hot flashes. I have short, private vacations in the tropics.
A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands.
A new army recruit at the base barbershop is asked, “Want to keep your sideburns?”
“Oh that would be great!”
“Ok, I’ll get you a bag to put ‘em in.”