Tuesday, January 12, 2010


I don't have anything interesting, or fascinating, or ... well, you get the idea. But that doesn't mean you have to do without your daily dose of demented humor.

So --

A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.

No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

(I've got some cartoons around here some place. Now if I could just get my hands on them ...)