I don't have anything interesting, or fascinating, or ... well, you get the idea. But that doesn't mean you have to do without your daily dose of demented humor.
A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.
No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
(I've got some cartoons around here some place. Now if I could just get my hands on them ...)