Diana said she had some knit caps for sale, and one caught my eye.
This is my Christmas present to me. Waddya think?
Other funny things --
What is the difference between Bird Flu and Swine Flu?
For bird flu you need tweetment and for swine flu you need oinkment.
Just wondering -- what is the difference between a wise man and a wise guy?
And then there is the fellow who asked the gardener if he watered the blooming idiots.