Wednesday, April 20, 2011


Try these on for size.  Captions are mine; alternates accepted.

Wake me up later!

Everybody on?

Just waiting for dinner.

 ...and then turn left on Third Street ...


Muff with eyes

You go first.  No, YOU go first!

They’ll never recognize me in this disguise!

Say again, where did you go then?

 WHEE! Let’s do it again, daddy!

Humor -

Little Johnny and his family were having Sunday dinner at his Grandmother's house. Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served.

When Little Johnny received his plate, he started eating right away.
'Johnny! Please wait until we say our prayer.' said his mother.

'I don't need to,' the boy replied. 'Of course, you do.' his mother insisted. 'We always say a prayer before eating at our house.'
'That's at our house.' Johnny explained. 'But this is Grandma's house and she knows how to cook!'

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