I’ll sleep anywhere I want. Even on top of his laptop.
I’m just waiting for Halloween.
Rabbits! Some are real, and some are not. Is that a cat at one end?
Mine! All mine! You can’t have any.
Obe Wan Kenobe’s cousin. I think.
All curled up, and ready for a nap.
Well, this way he can’t bite me.
We always sleep like this.
FIRST TIME IN CHURCH
A little boy in church for the first time watched as the ushers passed around the offering plates. When they came near his pew, he exclaimed loudly, “Don’t pay for me, Daddy. I’m under 5.”
Little Johnny asked his grandmother how old she was. Grandma answered, “39 and holding.” Queried the youngster, ”How old would you be if you let go?”