DON'T WANT VISITORS? JUST UNHOOK THE CABLE.
MOST PEOPLE USE TREES FOR A WINDBREAK
CONSIDER THE PANIC IF YOU HEAR A BRANCH CRACK.
HOW DID THEY GET THAT CAR IN THERE AND WHY?
LONG CLIMB AFTER A DAY'S WORK!
See the ladder underneath?
TREE BELOW...FLOWERS ABOVE....SOME PEOPLE ARE JUST WEIRD!
NOT DURING HURRICANE SEASON, THANK YOU
GOT A LITTLE PROBLEM WITH DAMPNESS AT YOUR HOUSE?
I'VE HEARD OF PEOPLE'S BRIDGEWORK BUT THIS IS RIDICULOUS!
BETTER TALK TO SOMEONE ABOUT GLOBAL WARMING!
On the first day of a marriage retreat, the instructor stressed the importance of knowing what matters to each other. “For example,” he began, pointing to a man in the first row, “do you know your wife’s favorite flower?” “Of course,” the man answered. “Pillsbury all-purpose.”
If Dracula can’t see his reflection in a mirror, how come his hair is always so neatly combed?