Eye've got my new glasses! Finally! It only took three weeks instead of one, what with a cracked lens, and my order being mistakenly cancelled by the lens makers. Well, back to decent vision.
How about a bit of humor to celebrate!
Sign spotted outside a tire store:
BLOWOUT TIRE SALES!
It wasn’t too difficult for police to track down Trend LaTodd Hamm. After all, as the local Columbia, S.C. newspaper pointed out, Hamm, wanted on assault charges, was the guy walking around on the streets wearing a T-shirt imprinted with his own wanted poster -- photo and all.
The cowboy dismounted on the spur of the moment to stirrup some trouble, bridled at being arrested and saddled the sheriff with a bit of a problem.