Friday, July 17, 2009

STILL AROUND

No, I'm not in the hospital. Yes, I am feeling better today. Saw my M.D. this morning who told me that the urinalysis done 2 days ago showed no growth as of this morning. He had been in consultation with my urologist who suggested that an anti-inflammatory might do better than the antibiotic, so that is what has been prescribed for me. I probably will have some dinner this evening, which is definitely a step in the right direction.

Tomorrow - Saturday - I will definitely post something different.

Sorry, Alison, but we rarely get summer thunder storms in this part of the world.

On the other hand, LynnM, I have an idea for a posting that will involve photos.

Awright, fun time:

KIDS SAY THE DARNEDEST THINGS

JACK (age 3) was watching his mom breast-feeding his new baby sister. After a while he asked: "Mommy, why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?"

MELANIE (age 5) asked her granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, "If you don't remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say 5 to six."

STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his mom goodnight. "I love you so much, that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window."

BRITTANY (age 4) had an earache and wanted a painkiller. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her mom explained it was a childproof cap and she'd have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: "How does it know it's me?

SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. "Please don't give me this juice again," she said, "It makes my teeth cough."

DI (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: "How much do I cost?" (That's one of my favorites)

MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: "Why is he whispering in her mouth?"

CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried. When his mom asked what was troubling him, he replied, "I don't know what'll happen with this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in?"

JAMES (age 4) was listening to a bible story. His dad read: "The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt." Concerned, James asked: "What happened to the flea?"

TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman her mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked, "Why doesn't your skin fit your face?"

1 comment:

  1. My dog's prescription is in a bottle with a childproof cap. Maybe I'm youthening because it's getting more difficult to open! HAHAHAHA.

    I'm really curious to find out more about yesterday's storm performance, if you have any other details. I'm trying to put together a DVD of nifty YouTube clips for a friend who doesn't have access to "the internets."

    Glad to hear your appetite is returning.

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