I, yi, aye! I can't read any of it!
Beautiful, tasty garden.
You may not eat my kitchen.
Interesting. What is it?
I'm rich!
Yeah, this mushroom is edible.
Look, look! You won't believe this!
I need another shoe.
It is not only sew, sew!
See! I told you that I brushed my teeth!
Not a spare tire.
LIFE AS A RETIREE --
Question: When is a retiree's bedtime?
Answer: Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.
Question: How many retirees does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: Only one, but it might take all day.
Question: What's the biggest gripe of retirees?
Answer: There is not enough time to get everything done.
Question: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?
Answer: The term comes with a 10 percent discount.
Question: Among retirees what is considered formal attire?
Answer: Tied shoes
Answer: Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.
Question: How many retirees does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: Only one, but it might take all day.
Question: What's the biggest gripe of retirees?
Answer: There is not enough time to get everything done.
Question: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?
Answer: The term comes with a 10 percent discount.
Question: Among retirees what is considered formal attire?
Answer: Tied shoes
Dang. You posted cake yesterday and I made hazelnut chocolate cookies. You're doing it to me again, with that oven sitting right there mocking me. The creative side of me wonders if I can make something really gorgeou or inventive (even if nothing like those.)
ReplyDeleteMy favorite was the antique sewing machine :-}
ReplyDeleteI would love to be able to bake like that!
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