Bit o' fun -
HOUSEKEEPING TIPS
Always keep several get well cards displayed so if unexpected guests arrive, they will think you've been sick and unable to clean. You can also keep a vacuum cleaner in sight so drop-in visitors will think you are getting ready to clean house.
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ReplyDeleteGreat ideas for us slobs! I suffer from C-H-A-O-S : Can't Have Anyone Over Syndrome.
I am definitely going to use those tips!
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