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SOME WASHINGTON POST WINNERS
Some of The Washington Post’s winning submissions to its yearly contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words.
~ Coffee (n.) the person upon whom one coughs.
~ Flabbergasted (adj.) appalled over how much weight you have gained.
~ Abdicate (v.) to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
~ Esplanade (v.) to attempt an explanation while drunk.
~ Flatulence (n.) the emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.