If you take this one...
and mate it with this one ...
assuming one is a stallion and one is a mare...
Is this what you get?
Oh, wait! These are sheep! I think. Not very furry dogs.
Humor -
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There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally, and by hand. This virus is called Worm-Over-load-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT.
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Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor (WINE) or Bothersome-Employer-Eliminator-Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system. You should forward this warning to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.
VIRUS WARNING
There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally, and by hand. This virus is called Worm-Over-load-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT.
This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK put your
jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest bar.
Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor (WINE) or Bothersome-Employer-Eliminator-Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system. You should forward this warning to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.
I have a kid who could use that first acronym right about now. Going to have to work on a follow-up one; what spells out chocolate?
ReplyDeleteOkay, after a post like that, that was funny. My word verification string was unicorn's nlimbus. Take out the extraneous l and you've got one dancing in the clouds.
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