COOK'S NIGHT OFF

 Somebody had too much time on their hands as you can see from the following:

 What you mean by that remark?

 You bite me, I bite you!

 Ha ha! Fooled ya!

 I gonna split da banana!

 Getting ready for attack!

 

Oh, so cute! All wrapped in their blankies.

 Cool haircut

 For our next song, ...

That' ll teach ya!

 Fresh fruit

Inta the drink you go!

Ha! The yolks on you

NOTABLE QUOTABLES

~ The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to do most things. - Jilly Cooper

~ Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat. - Alex Levine

~ Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. -
Mark Twain

~ My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying.

 - Ed Furgol

~ Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. -

Spike Milligan

~ What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money.
- Henny Youngman