I'm not ignoring you; this just happens to be the way I'm facing.
This is the way I exercise.
Swing it to the right; swing it to the left.
I was thinking of climbing down there, but changed my mind.
Looking you over.
This has to be Photoshopped.
I love you, too.
A LIVING WILL
A man and his wife were sitting in the living room and he said to her, "Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."
His wife got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all of his beer.