Thursday, November 8, 2012


Here is the last of the fashionable feathers. It’s hard to pick a winner. So maybe we should just enjoy them.

Is this really a bird?

 Wearing fashionable black.

 Hard to see when blindfolded.

 Hey! You like my curly tail!

 Don't touch me – – I just had my hair (feathers?) done!

 Green is my favorite color.

 A pleasant pheasant.

 I be in the pink.

 This outfit didn't turn out the way I expected.

En garde!

 I'm having an all white wedding.

 Yeah, I'm the wise guy.

Why we love children

On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a note from his mother. The note read, 'The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents ..'

A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup out of the jar.. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answer the phone.. 'Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now She's hitting the bottle.

While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, I was interrupted by a little girl about 6 years old. Looking up and down at my uniform, she asked, 'Are you a cop? Yes,' I answered and continued writing the report. My mother said if I ever needed help I should ask the police. Is that right?' 'Yes, that's right,' I told her. 'Well, then,' she said as she extended her foot toward me, 'would you please tie my shoe?'

It was the end of the day when I parked my police van in front of the station. As I gathered my equipment, my K-9 partner, Jake, was barking, and I saw a little boy staring in at me. 'Is that a dog you got back there?' 
he asked.
'It sure is,' I replied.
Puzzled, the boy looked at me and then towards the back of the van. Finally he said, 'What'd he do?


  1. All very fashionable. Well done, feathered friends.

  2. The police stories gave me my first two chuckles of the day, thanks!