Monday, November 5, 2012


Here are some more of these fashion show–offs. Pick your favorite.

You like my fancy collar?

 I'm the regal one 'round here.

 My blue eyes go with my feathers.

 I wear the crown; I give the orders!

 That's not part of my decoration; that's the top of my feathers.

 Patriotic!  red, white, and  – – black, green, and blue!

 No hiding! Come out from under there!

 Bad hair day.

 I be in the right place?

 Well, if one can, Toucan.

 That other guy thinks he's having a bad hair day! Look at us!

 Those guys upstairs need to go to my beauty salon.


(as written by children—misspellings and all)

 ~ Moses died before he ever reached Canada; then Joshua led the Hebrews in the Battle of Geritol.

~ The greatest miracle in the bible is when Joshua told his son to stand still and he obeyed him.

~ David was a Hebrew king who was skilled at playing the liar. He fought the Finkelsteins, a race of people
 who lived in biblical times.

~ Solomon, one of David’s sons, had 300 wives and 700 porcupines.

~ Jesus was born because Mary had an immaculate contraption.


  1. The rainbow colored duck is my favorite! I just happened to see two turkey vultures in the marsh by my house when I out for my bike ride...they are certainly unattractive especially when compared to these beauties!

  2. "Bad hair day" gets my vote!