SCENERY

And some rather interesting and unusual scenes, they are.

Humor --
Actual call center conversations (or so we are told)

Customer:     'I've been calling 700-1000 for two days and can't get through; 
can you help?'
Operator:      'Where did you get that number, sir?'
Customer:     'It's on the door of your business.'
Operator:     'Sir, those are the hours that we are open.'

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Caller:          'Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?'
Operator:     'I'm sorry, sir, I don't understand who you are talking about.'
Caller:          'On page 1, section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and  telephone Jack before cleaning. Now, can you give me the number for Jack?'
Operator:      'I think it means the telephone plug on the wall.'

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RAC Motoring Services
Caller:  'Does your European Breakdown Policy cover me when I am traveling in Australia?'
Operator:     'Does the policy name give you a clue?'