I've wanted to show you the eggs that my cockatiel Pepper lays, and finally had the chance. The coins -- a dime and a quarter -- are to give you a notion of the size.
The other item is an on-line item. Enter the following URL and watch the Christmas can-can. It is hilarious.
I hope this works for you.
Other humor --
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it
None. It just lets out a little wine.
A tourist asks a Texas cattleman the name of his ranch.
“It’s the Bar Seven, Double O, Rocking J, Flying M,” says the rancher.
“Do you have a lot of cattle?”
“Nope, not too many survive the branding.”
Headline: Energizer Bunny Jailed; Charged with Battery.