Well, I seem to be coming along -- s l o w l y. My chiropractor came to the conclusion that currently the pain in my right leg is due to a tightening of the thigh muscle. He suggested I use my massager on the sore spots, and that does seem to reduce the pain, if not eliminate it. I’m still not able to stand up from a sitting position, and son Cliff does an admirable job of lifting me. Once I’m on my feet, and be sure of my balance, I can move slowly, but surely, in a straight line. Making turns are a bit tricky, but doable.
A woman walks into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" She asks.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females."
"How can you tell?"
"Three were on a beer can; two were on the phone."