Friday, September 6, 2013

SCINTILLATING SCENES

So some say  --


Off the Amalfi Coast, Florence in Italy




Zachariasbryggen - Bergen, Norway



The Tibetan Bridge in Claviere, Piedmont, Italy.



 Cave Hotel in Cederberg Mountains, South Africa.



 Greenland



Hong Kong.   



 Gudvangen, Norway



Voringfossen is the 83rd highest waterfall in Norway on the basis of total fall.



Fun --

THE CHILDREN’S BIBLE IN A NUTSHELL, continued

After Noah came Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob. Jacob was more famous than his brother, Esau, because Esau sold Jacob his birthmark in exchange for some pot roast. Jacob had a son named Joseph who wore a really loud sports coat.

Another important Bible guy is Moses, whose real name was Charlton Heston. Moses led the Israel Lights out of Egypt and away from the evil Pharaoh after God sent ten plagues on Pharaoh's people. These plagues included frogs, mice, lice, bowels, and no cable.

God fed the Israel Lights every day with manicotti. Then he gave them His Top Ten Commandments. These include: don't lie, cheat, smoke, dance, or covet your neighbor's stuff. Oh, yeah, I just thought of one more: Humor thy father and thy mother.

One of Moses' best helpers was Joshua who was the first Bible guy to use spies. Joshua fought the battle of Geritol and the fence fell over on the town.

After Joshua came David. He got to be king by killing a giant with a slingshot. He had a son named Solomon who had about 300 wives and 500 porcupines. My teacher says he was wise, but that doesn't sound very wise to me.




2 comments:

  1. I have "What A Wonderful World" playing in my head now. Beautiful!

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  2. I'd enjoy a stay at the Cave Hotel. "Flintstones, Meet the Flintstones...."

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