Saturday, September 22, 2012

MAGNIFICENT SCENERY

These are simply beautiful, and need no comment from me.  Except a couple of them look like paintings.
Enjoy!




































Humor --

DICTIONARY LIBERTIES

 The Washington Post's "Style Invitational" once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Winners:


 ~ Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

 ~ Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)

 ~ Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.

 ~ Glibido: All talk and no action.

 ~ Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future. 

 ~ Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you're eating.


2 comments:

  1. That first one is painted: the direction of the light changes from one side to the other. The gold is, shall we say, enhanced.

    Not quite with the rules, but, chalkolate: the cheap stale stuff at the drugstore on a late-night run (and why one never buys it there).

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  2. I'm lucky in that sometimes there's a hole in my personal Bozone layer and some smarts sneaks in.

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