Friday, September 21, 2012


Animals have ways to express themselves.  Here are a few examples --

Don't bother me!  I pooped!

I'm just the cutest one around.

Wot dis?

I just petting you.

I always sleep with my favorite toy.

Why don't he get me a pillow!



Humor -

~ The trouble with square meals is they make you round.

~  I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process.  It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance?

~  My weight problem is hereditary.  It was passed down from my mouth to my stomach.

~  Growing old is only a state of mind brought on by gray hair, false teeth, wrinkles, a pot belly, and an overall feeling of being totally pooped.

~  Little Johnny was asked by his teacher to spell ‘straight’.  He did so without error.  “Very good,” said the teacher.  “Now what does it mean?”
Johnny’s reply: “Without water.”

~  My Granddaughter asked me what it was like to be old.  So I told her, “Put cotton in your ears, and pebbles in your shoes.  Pull on rubber gloves.  Smear vaseline over your glasses, and there you have it -- instant old age.”


  1. The calico kitten is my favorite.

  2. Little baby chick, do NOT trust the kitten who says he is just "petting" you. GO.FLY. SAVE YOURSELF!