Monday, February 6, 2012

ANIMALS, with a twist

Let's just say that I like to write captions.

 Ahm nuttin but a houn dawg!

 Supper time!  I’m coming!

 How’d you get down there?  Get up here right now!

 I’d swear that’s not one of us.  Right color, but only has only two legs.

 Safe, comfortable passage.

 Ooh!  For me?  Delicious!  
What is it?

Aren't we cute!

Don’t get no closer!  I’m the guard dog, er, ah, cat here!

 We’re good buddies.

  I wuv you.  What you been eatin’?

I’m pushing.  That’s as far as I can push!

Fun --

The young couple invited their elderly pastor for Sunday dinner.  While they were in the kitchen preparing the meal, the minister asked their son what they were having.
"Goat," the little boy replied.
"Goat?" replied the startled man of the cloth, "Are you sure about that?"
"Yep," said the youngster. "I heard Dad say to Mom, 'Today is just as good as any to have the old goat for dinner.' "

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