TOOTHLESS IN SEATTLE

Okay, not Seattle.  I live in Mountain View.  Nonetheless and howsomenever, I’m going to need some major dental work.  That’s spelled with a capital $.

When I saw my dentist last week to have my lower denture adjusted, he determined that when I fell and hit my jaw, I loosened an anchor tooth.  In the past he has mentioned other lower teeth are loose, so he is recommending that at some point those have to come out, and a new denture made.  That’s what I get for growing old.

My personal philosophy regarding unpleasant things that must be done is to get it over with -- get it behind me!  Not, you understand, that I look forward to the dental work, but I don’t want to keep looking forward to it!  So I’m thinking that as soon as my ribs heal sufficiently, I will go ahead with this.  Oh, goody!

How about something on the light side --

SENIOR TEXTING

Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting, there
appears to be a real need for a STC (Senior Texting Code)..!

ATD:........At The Doctor's
BTW:........Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT:.......Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM:........Covered By Medicare
CUATSC:.....See You At The Senior Center
DWI:........Driving While Incontinent
FWB:........Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW:.......Forgot Where I Was
FYI:........Found Your Insulin
GGPBL:......Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA:........Got Heartburn Again
IMHO:.......Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO:.......Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL:........Living On Lipitor
OMMR:.......On My Massage Recliner
OMSG:.......Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
ROFL/CGU:...Rolling On The Floor Laughing/Can't Get Up
SGGP:.......Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
TTYL:.......Talk To You Louder
WAITT:......Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA:.......Wet The Furniture Again
WTP:........Where's The Prunes?
WWNO:....... Walker Wheels Need Oil
GGLKI:......(Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In)