Thursday, February 3, 2011
WEATHER-WISE AND OTHERWISE
AREN’T YOU GLAD YOU LIVE IN CALIFORNIA.
My answer? YES! The weather forecast for the next several days is sunny with highs in the upper 60’s and low 70’s.
John Madden is in Dallas for the Super Bowl. It is freezing there. On the radio this morning John was asked if the Dallas residents were a bit humbled by the weather. John: “Humbled? No, defensive. But they’re not going out of their houses.”
When I fell last week and hit my head, it put my jaw a bit out of place, enough so that my lower partial doesn’t fits properly. I was afraid I might need a new denture, an expensive proposition at best, but my chiropractor says he can straighten out my head so that my teeth work properly. Thank Heaven!
Time for humor, computer variety --
Tech support: What kind of computer do you have?
Customer: A black one...
Customer: Hi, this is Celine .. I can't get my diskette out.
Tech support: Have you tried pushing the Button?
Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck.
Tech support: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note.
Customer: No , wait a minute. I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on my desk... sorry...
Tech support: ; Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?
Tech support: Good day. How may I help you?
Male customer: Hello... I can't print.
Tech support: Would you click on 'start' for me and....
Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates.