Yes, I love you, too.
What on earth are these things?
That is not my pig on my back!
Now you rest. I’ll take care of you.
How’d that thing get up here by my nose?
‘Sokay. I won’t bite you.
Gee, your hand is just like mine.
But I don’t love you!
And scratch me on the other side, too.
Well, it’s obvious we’re not enemies!
And the lion lay down with the lamb.
Tech support: What anti-virus program do you use?
Tech support: That's not an anti-virus program.
Customer: Oh, sorry... Internet Explorer..
Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.