Friday, February 25, 2011

UNUSUAL PAIRS, concluded

I got quite a kick out of these.  The captions are mine.

Yes, I love you, too.

What on earth are these things?

That is not my pig on my back!

Now you rest.  I’ll take care of you.

High- fiving!

How’d that thing get up here by my nose?

‘Sokay.  I won’t bite you.

Gee, your hand is just like mine.

But I don’t love you!

And scratch me on the other side, too.

Well, it’s obvious we’re not enemies!

And the lion lay down with the lamb.


Tech  support:    What  anti-virus program do you use?
Customer:   Netscape.
Tech support:   That's not an anti-virus program.
Customer:   Oh, sorry... Internet Explorer..
Customer:     I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.