Now you go out and play, sweetie, but don't get your shoes muddy.
Big horn sheep
Or as Bennett Cerf once said, "When called by a panther, don't anther."
Sandhill Crane with chick
My, what big teeth you have, grandma!
Punny, punny -
A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.
Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
Shotgun wedding - A case of wife or death.
A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.