Thursday, February 14, 2013

SIMPLY ASTONISHING

I find it astonishing the number of different acts, positions, and poses that various animals will take. Take a look at the following to see what I mean – –


 Hey, Ma, slow down!



 Well, somebody has to feed me!



 You gonna play wif me?



 I told you! Get off my back!



 You wanna swim with me?



 This is the last time I'm going to scratch your neck.




 I have no idea what this thing is. Any suggestions?



 Nothing like a good cold drink.


BURMA SHAVE ROAD SIGNS

Trains don't wander all over the map
'cause nobody sits in the engineer's lap
Burma Shave

She kissed the hairbrush by mistake
She thought it was her husband Jake
Burma Shave

Don't lose your head to gain a minute
You need your head your brains are in it
Burma  Shave

Drove too long
Driver snoozing
What happened next is not amusing
Burma Shave

Brother speeder let's rehearse
All together
Good morning, nurse
Burma Shave




2 comments:

  1. We used to love the Burma Shave signs during cross-country trips! Thanks for those.

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