Friday, February 15, 2013
QUITE A CONTRAST
Would you believe that this guy ...
and this guy ...
are the same person as this guy?
Meet Tim Lincecum, ace pitcher for the San Francisco Giants baseball team. He had been noted for his long, messy hair. Then a few days ago he decided to get a haircut. When I first saw his picture in the paper, I did not recognize him! It wasn’t until I read the story that I realized who that was. His teammates say he looks like Buddy Holly. He doesn’t really need glasses. These are non-prescription, and just for show. As long as his pitching arm remains strong!
WHY, WHY, WHY?
~~ Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have
~~ Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
~~ How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
~~ Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
~~ How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?