Saturday, February 16, 2013

UNUSUAL ANIMALS, part 2

Here are more creatures in what some may consider unusual situations.


Now when you see what you want, then that you click the shutter.



 No, I'm not his mother; just the babysitter.



 I see you! Now go away!



 Is that all I get for lunch?



 Just be sure to clean up this mess when you are done.



 A handy place to take a nap.




Mine.  Mine!  ( Note that the small bird's feet are completely off the ground.)
  Will you marry me?


Fun --

THE NEW ALPHABET

A is for Apple, and B is for Boat,
That used to be right, but now it won't float!
Age before Beauty is what we once said,
But let's be a bit more realistic instead.

Now A’s for arthritis;  B's the bad back,
C is the chest pains, perhaps cardiac?
D is for dental decay and decline,
E is for eyesight, can't read that top line!

F is for fissures and fluid retention,
G is for gas which I'd rather not mention.
H is high blood pressure--I'd rather it low;
I for incisions with scars you can show.

J is for joints, out of socket, won't mend,
K is for knees that crack when they bend.
L for libido, what happened to sex?
M is for memory, I forget what comes next.

N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low;
O is for osteo, the bones that don't grow!
P for prescription's, I have quite a few,
Just give me a pill and I'll be good as new!

Q is for queasy, is it fatal or flu?
R for reflux, one meal turns to two.
S for sleepless nights, counting my fears,
T for Tinnitus; there's bells in my ears!

U is for urinary; big troubles with flow;
V is for vertigo, that's "dizzy," you know.
W is for worry, NOW what's going 'round?
X is for X ray, and what might be found.

Y is another year I'm left here behind,
Z is for zest that I still have--in my mind.
I've survived all the symptoms, my body's deployed,
and I've kept twenty-six doctors fully employed!!!.



2 comments:

  1. Love the animal photos--that last one steals the show!

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  2. Great photos and I love your alphabet!

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