GETTING UP IN THE WORLD

I was asked if Pepper misses Chipper.  I don’t think so because the two of them did not get along well.

However, you may ask what Pep is doing on top of his cage.  Is he looking for his nemesis?  Don’t know, and Pepper isn’t saying.

 

Incidentally, you may ask how she got up there. That I can answer. She is an excellent climber.

Humor --

PHONE CALLS TO A TRAVEL AGENT

A woman wanted to go to Capetown. I started to explain the length of the flight and the passport information when she interrupted me with, "I'm not trying to make you look stupid, but Capetown is in Massachusetts." Without trying to make her look stupid, I calmly explained, "Cape Cod is in Massachusetts, Capetown is in Africa."  Her response?  Click.

A senior was furious about a Florida travel package I had arranged for him.  I asked what was wrong with the Orlando vacation. He said he was expecting an ocean-view room.  I tried to explain that's not possible, since Orlando is in the middle of the state.  He replied, "Don't lie to me! I looked on the map and Florida is a very thin state.”