What is this, an underwater elephant?
Ah, crab for dinner!
NO ONE BELIEVES SENIORS
Everyone thinks they are senile.
An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth
anniversary. The couple had married as childhood
sweethearts and had moved back to their old
neighborhood after they retired. Holding hands, they
walked back to their old school. It was not locked, so
they entered, and found the old desk they'd shared
where Andy had carved "I love you, Sally."
On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an
armored car, practically landing at their feet. Sally
quickly picked it up, but not sure what to do with it,
they took it home. There, she counted the money--fifty-thousand dollars. Andy said, "We've got to give it back." Sally said, "Finders keepers." She put the money back in the bag and hid it in their attic.
The next day, two FBI men were canvassing the
neighborhood. "Pardon me, but did either of you find a
bag that fell out of an armored car yesterday?" Sally
said, "No." Andy said, "She's lying. She hid it up in
the attic." Sally said, "Don't believe him, he's getting senile."
The agents turn to Andy and began to question him.
One says: "Tell us the story from the beginning." Andy
said, "Well, when Sally and I were walking home from
The first FBI guy turns to his partner and says, "We're outta here."