Is that a dog, or a kid in costume?
Ok, we're ready to decorate. We'll start in the living room.
Every dog has his day, and its place in the spotlight.
Oooh! So comfy to cuddle up!
The Chairman of the Board
Bad hair day.
Hey! One at a time! One at a time!
You sleep where you want; I'll sleep where I want.
Bet you can't do this!
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Little Wolfgang never lived down that dark day when Mommy thought it would be cute to dress him up.
Whether a man winds up with a nest egg or a goose egg depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.
Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar.
Too many couples marry for better or for worse, but not for good.
When a man marries a woman, they become one--but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred she will never turn into an old nag.