ANIMALS

Over the past several years, I’ve posted perhaps a gazillion pictures of various animals.  But I couldn’t pass up these.  Some are spectacular (the bat, the owl, the eagles), others are cute, and a couple I found funny.  See for yourself.

One of us is upside down

Outta the way!  I'm coming in for a landing

Never mind this 'cute' business.  Whatcha got to eat?

I think you need a haircut

You don't mess with us

Hey!  I don't want my picture took!

I told you not to stay out late!

Humor --

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties. The first man had married a woman from Idaho, and bragged that he had told her she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed to be done at their house. He said that it took a couple of days, but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.

The second man had married a woman from Utah.  He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking.  He told them that on the first day he didn't see any results, but
that the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and a huge dinner awaited him on the table.

The third man had married a California girl.  He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and folded, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, and the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye.  Enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and telephone a landscaper.