Or as the old song title has it, “I didn’t slip; I wasn’t pushed; I fell”. Actually, my left ankle turned over on me, and down I went. I was in pain, so Cliff drove me to the emergency room. Since I’d hit my head as well as my shoulder, they did a cat scan of the noggin, and x-rayed the shoulder. Results? No damage to the head; slight crack in clavicle. Yeah, it hurts, but only when I move. This too will pass.
How about something on the light side --